Dear Food Network Magazine,

Dear Food Network Magazine,

A reader tip for ya....

IF 

you are on a 3,000 mile road trip with your husband, dog, 4 year old daughter, and 2 year old potty training son

AND

you decide to read the Sept 2011 Food Network Magazine during the last 3 hours of the trip

AND

you happen to discover the best Pizza in the country article (p. 164)

(UGH, pizza gets me every time!)

AND

you discover that the best pizza in Wyoming is a mere 1.4 miles off the interstate

AND

You talk your husband into the hairbrained scheme to get off and grab a pie

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CALL FIRST AND CHECK IF THEY ARE OPEN ON MONDAYS

BECAUSE

When you get off the interstate and get sucked into a 10 mile detour in the lovely and thriving town of Laramie, Wyoming

YOU ARE GOING TO BE PRETTY DISAPPOINTED WHEN YOU FINALLY ARRIVE AND THE PLACE IS DARK AND LOCKED UP

Just Sayin